Blame the moon. It's easier than blaming yourself.
Coming soon to the App Store.
The moon is still deciding if you're ready.
Effective July 4, 2026
Lunar Excuse is built to be simple, and that includes how it treats your data. Here's the whole picture, plainly:
None of this is uploaded to us, sold, or shared with advertisers. We don't have servers that store your personal information, because we don't need them.
When the app generates a quip for you, it sends only your zodiac sign, the current moon phase, and your mood rating (Great, OK, or Bad) to Anthropic's Claude API to generate a personalized line of text. No name, no birthday, no identifying information is included in that request.
Questions about this policy or the app can be sent to hello@lunarexcuse.com.
Lunar Excuse is made by Astro Alibi LLC.